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You can still e-mail me at mwixon@dallasnews.com.
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This blog is moving to a new home. Actually, it has already moved, but the archives will be up for a while.
You can find the new Humor Me blog at www.mattwixon.com.
You can still e-mail me at mwixon@dallasnews.com.
Over the last year, I've noticed a tremendous uptick in the use of machetes as weapons. Very, very interesting choice of weapon, I think. They're not just for the movies anymore.
But what are the kinds of things that can drive someone to attack someone with a machete? What can drive a person to attack a friend with a machete?
Fortunately, it's a very rare situation. Such as a case of Bud Ice.
A model walking on the runway falls down. I've seen it several times, and I always think it's funny. I think it's just because they walk with so much attitude, and they lose all of that when they stumble.
So I always laugh when I see it. But this is one of the funniest I've seen, mainly because she works so hard to fight the fall the second time she's about to lose it.
This is your pilot speaking. We've reached our cruising altitude, so sit back and relax. I plan to, along with my co-pilot.
By the way, does anyone have an alarm clock?
The next time you go to a restaurant, check your receipt closely. If you've been charged for expletives, you should definitely speak up.
At least for these people, it was free.
Thank you for posting this! I crack up every time I see it. I don't know what is funnier- the model or the anchors that can't control their laughter. Great funny for a blah Thursday.
Posted by: Lindsey | February 21, 2008 10:31 AM