Attention shoppers
The National Federation of Desperate Retailers interrupts this blog to send you the warmest of holiday wishes. Also, it wishes you would spend this last day before Christmas buying some more heartfelt gifts and/or plastic junk that would help boost the retailers bottom line.
Seriously folks, this is it. Only you can help the NFDR achieve its annual prediction that we'll spend more this holiday season than the last. All partridges in pear trees are also 50 percent off.
Thank you. Have a Merry Christmas.