Back down, bullies
Happy Monday morning everyone. I hope everyone enjoyed the Oscars, which somehow got squeezed into a a mere 4 hours and 17 minutes. I think if they didn't have to show the presenters walking out for like 30 seconds before each award, they could've got it under four hours.
Anyway, today's column is posted, and it has nothing to do with the Oscars. But it might have something to do with the movies, if anyone has ever pushed you out of line at the theater -- or stolen your 50-gallon small tub of popcorn.
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Have a great week.