Hurled carrots and a phone assault
Did you know that Desperate Housewives is now a reality series? It could be, anyway, featuring this sweeps-worthy scene between a nanny and a Pennsylvania socialite:
The nanny "arrived to find her employer in a rage over a messy refrigerator. After hurling the carrots at her, [the socialite] hit the Philadelphia resident on the head with a telephone handset, pulled her hair, broke her glasses and tried to push her down the stairs."
Pretty good stuff, huh? My favorite part of the story is how the rich socialite is described as appearing in court "deeply tanned."