Humor Me

For years, Fabio has been known as the hunkiest guy who's been smacked in the face by a bird while riding a rollercoaster. But do you ever wonder what he's doing now ... I mean right at this very moment?

OK, me neither. But apparently he's sitting on a stool near some Kodak picture spot, just waiting to give you a call. He looks a little spooky on this Web site to me, but then again, I'm not a woman.

Also, I can believe it's not butter.