Stay away from snakes
There's nothing funny about somebody dying, so for the sake of this post, the blog is renamed "Interest Me."
I just thought that a story about a python strangling its owner would be a good reminder to everyone not to have a huge snake in your house. I play it safe by making sure that I choose pets that, if they turn wild, I can take down in a fight.
I hope my dogs, a West Highland Terrier and a Corgi mix, don't perceive this is as a challenge. No tag-team action allowed.