The hiccups just keep going
A 15-year-old girl in St. Petersburg, Fla., has been hiccupping nonstop for nearly four weeks. Some people suggest she might be faking, but she has news for them:
They are ignorant. I mean, they are (hiccup) ignorant.
Drugs haven't worked. Holding her breath hasn't worked. Same with breathing into a paper bag and sipping pickle juice.
But the story doesn't mention anything about scaring her. So maybe while she sleeps, which apparently she still does despite the hiccups, a makeup artist could make it look like she had a massive overnight pimple outbreak.