Male synchronized swimming
The Will Ferrell movie Blades of Glory opens today, telling the story of a male-male pair of figure skaters. It reminds me of the Saturday Night Live bit with the male synchronized-swimming pair of Martin Short and Harry Shearer.
I couldn't find the whole sketch on the web, but here's a good clip:
"We could use the time to practice, because I'm not that strong a swimmer."
Greatness.