Well, since I won't be in the game ...
I forgot to pass along this fun little video last week. It's from the NIT basketball tournament, but don't worry, it doesn't involve basketball.
It includes this great setup from the announcer:
"Billy Walker is one of the true star players of college basketball, but unfortunately tore his ACL."
But Billy demonstrates the up side of an injury. You get to eat popcorn while sitting on the bench during the game.