Humor Me weatherstation tornado alert
This just in from the Humor Me mobile weatherstation, your source for weather information from a person who has experienced weather for 35 years:
It's raining lightly in downtown Dallas. And then raining hard. And then not raining at all. And then raining again.
I hope that helps. Also there might be a tornado later, so remember these tips if a tornado warning sounds in your area:
1. Stay inside your home
2. If shelter is not nearby, try to find low ground to lie down in, such as a ditch. If you are already lying in a ditch, ask yourself, "Why am in a ditch?"
3. Listen for a roaring sound that could be a tornado approaching. The sound of a tornado has been likened to that of trains, jets and Metallica.
4. If you are able to take video of a tornado, be sure to say things like "Wow," and "Look at that!" and "Is that a cow in the air?" -- and then throw in several expletives so it's funnier when it's played on the news.
Good luck.