Lohan not an addict, so rehab was like, 'weird'
Lindsay Lohan spent a month in rehab, but she's not sure she was ever an addict. Apparently, the 30 days were more like an extended sleepover.
"It's so weird that I went to rehab," she said in this AP story. "I always said I would die before I went to rehab."
That's the kind of quote that could be reprinted in several years if things aren't going well. But I wish her the best, and hope she doesn't end up in a story like this:
"Two men were arrested Tuesday after they mistakenly called 911 when they were trying to page a drug dealer, police said."
Pushing the right buttons can be tricky for people who carry around meth pipes.