And the rockets' red glare ...
Another Independence Day is two days away, so it's time to show your patriotism. One way to do that is to learn some of our country's patriotic songs.
Today's column will help. Or at least show that I know as little about them as you. (Unless, of course, you think that pieces of an animal are the "ramparts" we watched gallantly streaming in "The Star-Spangled Banner."
Read the column here. And on Independence Day, stand tall. Watch the fireworks, and if some patriotic crooning breaks out, proudly sing the words you know. After that, just kind of hum and move your lips like a pre-nose-job Ashlee Simpson or the late, great members of Milli Vanilli.
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Have a great week.