Humor Me

Here's news from the weekend that will disappoint some people, especially those who who have seen Bigfoot, believe space aliens have abducted U.S. Presidents on several occasions, and swear that you can lose weight by eating watermelon and walking backwards for 30 minutes per day:

American Media has decided to suspend publication of Weekly World News, both the print publication and the web site.

This means three things:

1. No more fun headlines to pass the time in line at the grocery store.
2. Updates on "Bat Boy" must be found in another media source.
3. Elvis is finally 100 percent dead.