Roger Ebert is all thumbs
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On Friday, Disney released a statement saying that Ebert wouldn't allow the show to use the traditional "thumbs up-thumbs down" critique. Ebert isn't on the show currently because of health reasons.
Ebert denied that he said the thumbs up-thumbs down couldn't be used on the show, but what's amazing to me is that he has a copyright on the thumbs up-thumbs down critique of a film.
The critics could just say "good" or "bad." But I guess that wouldn't look as good in the movie advertisements.
I could never be a movie critic because I don't know enough about films. But it might be fun to be one of those sell-out critics from the tiny media outlets who you find on promos for horrible movies. They must get showered with gifts or get expense-paid trips to premieres.
So here goes:
"Norbit is over an hour long!"
"I almost stayed awake in The Number 23!"
"SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 might be Scott Baio's best movie!"
Do I get two thumbs up?