I think I'm on the 'Golden Girls' mailing list
Looking through the mail that came to my house yesterday, I'm guessing that I'm on at least one odd mailing list. I'm now 35 years old, but ...
The "Dear Granddaughter Letter of Love Locket" offer just doesn't seem right for me.
"She has enriched your life and brought you joy ... your wonderful granddaughter," the offer says. "Now send a message of love to her with the Dear Granddaughter Letter of Love Locket."
I also received a flyer from Ed McMahon telling me how I can start living again with a Pride Mobility power scooter. I am so ready for age 70.