Give me the money, or I'll throw more condiments
Here's a robbery that I would've liked to hear about in the planning stages. It probably went something like this:
Thief No. 1: Yeah, so we'll get the supermarket employee when he's taking the cash to the bank.
Thief No. 2: Sounds great. Will we need guns?
Thief No. 1: No, that might not work. Let's jump out of the bushes and throw some bags of ketchup on the window of his car! He'll have to stop.
Thief No. 2: Perfect. Then we'll take off on a motorcycle.