Monkeys show no respect for women
According to a story in London's Daily Telegraph, a troop of rude monkeys in Kenya have been making lewd gestures at women.
"These creatures have clearly shown that they have no respect for women," a local representative told Kenya's national parliament last month.
"Even in our camps," a member of the Kenyan Wildlife Service explained, "when men are out on patrol and the monkeys see women and children, they will become very naughty and make lewd signs at them."
Well, if these monkeys can't be civilized, we'll just have to sue them for sexual harassment. That'll show 'em.