Excuse me, is that a Kling Tut you're wearing?
Get a jump on your Christmas shopping by buying a "Kling Tut" for that special someone.
What's a Kling Tut?
According to the inventor, it's a comfort traveler's vest designed to be "worn by passengers during travel in confined seating situations."
Continuing:
"KLING TUT has 3 components -- the vest and universal left and right fingerless mitts. The vest has a front panel that is Velcro compatible which allows the wearer the flexibility to place their arms across their chest and use the vest to maintain their most natural position."
I'm not sure that's my most natural position. But maybe it works, I don't know. And even if it doesn't, at least others around you will keep their distance because they might believe you are wearing a straitjacket.
And I believe Hannibal Lecter would get an extra bag of pretzels if he asked.