A woman groped Santa?
Somebody is headed for the naughty list:
"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Detective Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint.
Yep, a woman got a little too touchy-feely with Santa. A 33-year-old woman was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. Interesting detail:
Police quickly found the woman because she was described as being on crutches.
I guess she wasn't thinking about a quick getaway.