Bologna bubble gum
Bologna bubble gum?
Wow. At first thought, that seems like a worse idea than Turkey and Gravy Soda.
But it turns out the bologna bubble gum on slashfood is just shaped like slices of bologna. So the tag "blow your lunch" on the cover doesn't refer to what your stomach might do if it really tasted like O-S-C-A-R M-E-Y-E-R.