Earth may be doomed
Two terrible signs for the future of our planet:
1. Meet the Spartans was the top movie over the weekend.
2. A disabled U.S. spy satellite has lost power and could hit the Earth in late February or March. More details:
So, perhaps it will land in the ocean. Or on your roof.
Maybe if we stop calling it disabled and refer it in the politically-correct way -- "differently abled" -- the satellite will have mercy on us.