Fabio is still waiting for you
About a year ago, I passed along the information that Fabio is waiting for that special someone to share some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter with him.
Just as an update, Fabio -- the hunkiest guy to ever be smacked in the face by a bird while riding a rollercoaster -- is still waiting for you.
He's been sitting on this stool for a long time, so he might not be in the greatest mood when you meet him.