Mr. Blackwell's worst-dressed locals
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"Her heavenly voice soars above the rest," he said, "but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best!"
Jessica Simpson is also on there:
"Forget the Cowboys," he said. "In prom queen screams, can it get any worse? She's a global fashion curse!"
Well, as long as she doesn't curse the Cowboys. My guess is that she earned a spot on the list with that pink Tony Romo jersey. This might be how Blackwell would put it:
Will the Cowboys win or will they stink? ... Maybe it depends if Jess wears pink!