Crazy driving at the Wiggly Play Center
Yesterday, I gave my wife a break by taking our two older sons to the Wiggly Play Center in Frisco. It's a play center that allows kids to jump around in inflatable setups, slide down slides and climb up things until they fall down and cry. An excellent money-making concept for The Wiggles, a kids entertainment group famous for being wiggly. And really, really rich.
Anyway, they have these little red cars that kids can ride around in. Sometimes the kids get going pretty fast, creating the kind of collision you might see on "The World's Most Dangerous Drivers" on The Learning Channel.
The one I saw yesterday featured a boy driving fast and colliding with a girl who was running toward him and looking the other way. The car took out her legs, and for a second, she was lying on her back on the car, getting transported along with it.
Somehow, she didn't cry after this. That made me feel better because when I saw it, I couldn't help but laugh. It was so spectacular, it almost looked staged by stunt professionals.
The rest of the trip was uneventful. But unfortunately, I now can't get The Wiggles' "Toot Toot, Chugga Chugga, Big Red Car" song out of my head.